Object Show Moment

Object Show Moment is the first episode of Battle for Pocket Change.

Transcript
(The episode starts with Puz standing outside.)

Puz: Hey, guys! It's me, Puz, and I'm doing an object show called "Battle for Pocket Change"! Yaaaaaayyyy!

(Pan to Oxford Comma.)

Oxford Comma: Ew! Why would we wanna join your stupid object show?

(Pan back to Puz.)

Puz: Because I'll give you all my money!

(Now, back to Oxford Comma.)

Oxford Comma: Well, how much money do you have?

(Now, back to Puz.)

Puz: About (in MatPat's voice) eight-octillion-six-hundred-seventy-two-septillion-one-hundred-twenty-seven-sextillion-four-hundred-eighty-two-quintillion (in normal voice) dollars!

(Cut to Oxford Comma.)

Oxford Comma: (gasp) That's a lot of money. C'mon, boys! Let's go!

(Everybody comes.)

Puz: Yay, so many contestants! I love you guys.

(Cut to intro, then Puz and the contestants.)

Puz: So, according to my count, there are about sixteen of you. I'm gonna use the power of random choice to split you up into two teams of eight. Alright, let's... spin this frickin' wheel.

(The wheel spins and the audience applauds. Cut to title card: appromixately seven spins later)

Puz: I got to choose the team names, so I chose Dom Basses. (laughs heartily) And then, the other eight people are The Other Guys, yaaaaay, I ran out of ideas.

Puz: Your challenge is to draw me, you got 15 minutes, go.

(A timer appears out of nowhere as we cut to K-Pop Stan and :flushed:.)

K-Pop Stan: Hey, :flushed:, do you want to listen to my fancam?

Please no.

K-Pop Stan: Okay, I will play it anyways.

(The Music Machine plays some dumbass Chinese song I don't even)

(Cut to The 4 Key and Yankee with No Brim.)

Yankee with No Brim: Uh, you guys know that Puz is a furry, right?

The 4 Key: Yeah?

Yankee with No Brim: Let's just draw a furry, I don't know.

The 4 Key: Okay, I will find a good image of a furry and I will win the prize.

(Cut to VHS Tape.)

VHS Tape: Alright, screw it, this contest is so stupid, I bet I can literally just write the word "Puz" on a piece of paper and win. (writes the word "Puz" on a piece of paper) Done.

Puz: Okay, time's up! Dom Basses, let's see what you drew. (sees VHS Tape's drawing) What is THIS? This is awful! Zero out of ten! And The Other Guys, what did you drew?

Yankee with No Brim: We found this good image of a furry and I thought you would like it.

Puz: That's pretty cool. Unoriginal, but cool. Four out of ten. Which means the Dom Basses are up for elimination.

Puz: Vote in the comments using a letter and square brackets, um, vote, um, who you think deserves to be eliminated from Battle for Pocket Change. Voting ends f- Mondayyyy. And the next episode should be out by, uh, Februaryyy, or something, I dunno. See ya.

(The episode ends.)